21-Sep-2005

I cannot tell you how upset I am.  Those bastards at Fox have done it again.  They've pushed the Season 5 Premiere of "24" from January 8th to January 15th.  In protest, I am going to hold my breath starting... now. 

Okay, that did NOT work out.  G-Money just came by and offered me her last Xanax if only I would breathe again.  So until January 15th, I will have no choice but to take full advantage of Keifer Sutherland's soothing voice in that poor excuse for a thriller known as "Phone Booth."  God, that movie's been syndicated more than Seinfeld.  But wait!  I just remembered I missed both Seasons 3 & 4 of "24."  This is excellent!  I can call the P.A., send him over to the Fox lot... wait.  Screwed again.  He's on a script run.  That little brownnoser, doing his job.  

Thoughts of a Dawson's session with the Other Me are the only thing getting me through today.  I hope she reads this and brings me cupcakes from Clementine... they go quite well with Xanax and Josh Jackson.