17-Sep-2005

1.)  I colored a pepper for children with cancer at Chili's.  The final product bore a strong resemblance to what I imagine John Lithgow looks like when he sleeps.  I cringed having to look at it, but hopefully it will do someone some good.

2.)  I slammed my finger in a door.

Things that happened to me yesterday:

1.)  I had my first Red Bull and vodka, then had the strong urge to run laps around the Arclight instead of watching Just Like Heaven. 

2.)  Mark Ruffalo came onscreen and I simmered down.  And by "simmered down," I mean "started to drool."

3.)  A guy with a very large chin (perhaps "jutting" is the more appropriate adjective) asked for my number at Successful Writer's party.  The nerve - I was sitting very close to the Tennis Pro on the sofa.  Strong-jawed men with acne should know better than to hit on me when I'm sitting right next to the guy (read:  eye candy) I clearly showed up with.  And maybe telling him I didn't have a phone wasn't the best response, but come on, guys, show some judgment.  Don't stick your neck out there when I'm holding an axe!  I don't bother you when you're running game with someone hotter than I am!  I know my place.