23-Jan-2006
Me: So, I'm really having a crisis here. Should I have a bagel or cereal for breakfast?
Mom: Oooohhh, good question. It reminds me of that scene in DRUMLINE, when the girl tells the guy she's a Southern sister, and they don't do casual--
Me: --Stop. I get the point. And you're right, I should go with cereal.
Mom: SNAP!
Me: Please don't say snap.
Regardless, I think I will be suckered into watching said film, if only to interpret Mom's advice over the next few months. And for those of you who asked me, I have opted for Kentucky instead of NYC for President's Day. But the real good news of the day is that we are getting Chipotle for lunch! That's right, the White Castle of Mexican food! It's like that scene in DRUMLINE, when they really wanted a chicken fajita burrito with tomatillo-chili salsa...

HAHAHA. Hilarious.