13-Jan-2006

I may have made a bad decision.  Today, at the Commissary (aka the cafeteria on the Lot), they had three dollar crab cakes.  Gross, right?  Well, hear me out.  No way, no how was I about to eat three dollar crab cakes.  You couldn't pay me enough Chuck E. Cheese tokens to buy that gorilla doll (you know the one - that crazy, keyboard-rockin' ape).  But then... like a light from the heavens, or from the emergency room I'm sure I'll end up in tonight, there it was.  If you bought the special, you got a free raffle ticket, the prize of which was (drum roll, please).... Season 4 of "24!"  So I buckled.  I bought the "Conspiracy Crab Cakes" (so named in honor of "24).  If I win, I plan on toting the set to my hospital bed.  I wonder if my insurance will pay for a DVD player...  Or maybe imitation crab doesn't cause food poisoning.