12-Jan-2006
Taken from a phone call with the Honeybee, last night at approximately 7:48 PM.
The phone RINGS. I pick up.
Me: Hello?
The Honeybee: Change of plans.
Me: Do we have plans?
The Honeybee: No. But I'm changing them. Plan B.
Me: Good. Cause I'm busy tonight.
The Honeybee: Doing what? Watching "Roseanne?"
Me: (mumbled) Yes. (then, defensive) But I just got Season One, and it's before all the plastic surgery and schizophrenia, and Darlene's barking during her social studies class, so Roseanne has to ask George Clooney for time off--
The Honeybee: Plan C. We're no longer friends.
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