30-Mar-2006

Safari Barbie's husband emailed me this morning to say that he's unhappy with the scene selections for his Juilliard (am I even spelling this correctly?  Probably not, because I am a dolt) showcase, and would I be so kind as to send him some of my own stuff (read:  crap)?  Suffice it to say, I was flattered, if not a bit terrified.  So I've spent a greater part of the day combing through said crap, and it's kind of like reading old journals.  "Today I ate a turkey sandwich and then someone put gum in my hair.  The end."  But I thought I'd share a couple choice snippets of dialogue with you:

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SUMMER

Carmen San Diego called.  She wants to know where in the world your brain was when you thought you could trick me into a date!

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WILL