25-May-2006

How are you? 

Fine.  Not that you really give a shit, but I'm feeling just dandy, working six hours a day and returning home in the daylight. 

How's your mom?

She's got a cold, poor thing, and I feel like I should be doing something to help her.  I think she wants me to quit calling to ask if she's okay so she can actually get some sleep.  But we all know I am not the type to leave well enough alone.

What time of day do you normally update?

Whenever I fucking feel like it.

Why haven't you been updating every day?

Because I wanted you to have nothing to look forward to.

What happened to Date Boy?

I shot him.  I kid, I kid.  But this whole hypochondria thing is keeping me from ever wanting to touch anyone.  Ever.  Again.  Is this healthy?  I hope it at least means that I'm really smart and think too much.  Maybe it will make me a mad genius!

Who is Oscar Nom?

He wrote the movie Halle Berry won her Oscar for.  And he was nominated for doing so.

Do you read other blogs?

Why, yes, actually. Much better blogs than my own.  But the only one I'll admit to is:

www.johnaugust.com - He wrote Go, and Charlie's Angels, and Big Fish, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and I would kiss his feet if I ever met him.

What are you doing this weekend?

Ordering takeout and watching Tivo.  Without you.

When are you coming home?

July 1st through the 10th.  And, people from home, we are thinking about doing brunch at my house again on Sunday, July 9th.  Does this work?

What is your favorite episode of Law & Order:  SVU?

It's called "Loss," and it's the one where they fake-kill Alexandra Cabot when she gets all tangled up in the mayhem of a Colombian drug cartel.  JH is in it, and, even though he gets blown up, he's awesome.  And he was so kind to my parents when they came to visit set. 

Who is your favorite actor/actress?

Sarah Polley.  Hands down, no contest.  She wears her heart on her sleeve in the most subtle, truthful way.  If you haven't seen The Sweet Hereafter, go rent it now.  Be warned - there is incest, but Atom Egoyan makes it beautiful.  Wait, did I say that? 

Why do you blog?

To give you something to look forward to.  And to keep myself from looking up diseases on WebMD.