13-Jun-2006

I just made an appointment to take my California Drivers Test.  This Thursday at 8:20 AM.  Apparently, all I have to do is pass a vision exam, take the written test, and show them every document that has ever proved my existence and fiscal responsibility.  Why am I so nervous?  Is it because the last test I took was an Old English translation exam?  I would feel much better if I could just write a paper, or a list, or even a letter.

Dear DMV,

Here is why you should give me a license.  I am really smart.  I could read the traffic signs even if they were written in Russian!  Can you believe how cool I am?  Unless I'm distracted by, say, a Richard Marx song on the radio... then it's tear city, and I won't be able to concentrate on the road.  Sorry! 

Also, in ten years of driving, I've never gotten a ticket.  Wha, wha, wha, what???, you say.  Suck on that, DMV, I reply.

That is all.

xo,

Melissa