14-Jul-2006
Ex-Boss: Please don't be creeped out or anything, but I'm driving by your house right now, and I think your car's parked in a tow-away zone.
Instead of being creeped out, I'm touched, as Ex-Boss always seems to be looking out for me. He's the kind of guy who, when I worked for him and was, say, getting my car repaired, would insist on speaking to the mechanic to make sure I wasn't getting ripped off. Now that I think about it, maybe he's not concerned about me. Maybe he's only concerned about my car... Regardless, his call prompts me to call the Designated Driver in a frenzy. She assures me the car has been moved and the crisis is averted. She's good at that whole crisis-aversion thing.
Friday evening, I venture to Louisville to meet up with the Shopaholic, Spierce, and the Dauditor, who is having a last-day-of-work-before-she-goes-to-law-school party at her boss's house. The Shopaholic tells me that my parents' phone called her cell phone and left her a message that was basically a conversation between me and my mom about whether we should take a walk or take a nap. The whole thing creeps me out - I don't want anyone overhearing some of the shit I lob into my mom's court. Ah, well, such is the life of a conspiracy theorist.
Saturday, Mom and I go shopping for the brunch on Sunday, then the Entrepreneur and I go see Superman. I totally loved it! The one glitch was the evil usher, who didn't buy my explanation that the water bottle I tried to sneak in under my shirt was actually a tumor. The Entrepreneur kept telling me I was gonna get caught, but I thought I'd be in the clear after a toss of my hair and a bat of my eyelashes. I was wrong. Whatever happened to getting by on your looks? Plus, it was dark in that theater - I'm sure that usher couldn't see any of my flaws.
Sunday we have the entire crew over for brunch. The Dauditor tracks me down to ask me why I didn't call her back yesterday (she'd called to thank me for making the trek to Louisville).
The Dauditor: Did you get my message yesterday?
Me: Yes.
The Dauditor: And you just didn't call me back cause you're an uppity bitch?
Me: Yes.
The afternoon is both happy and sad, as I say goodbye to people. I know I'll see them again soon, but I hate the hardening of the heart that has to happen at this stage in the game. It's no fun. Sometimes I feel like I do have to just cut off my emotions, but it's been particularly difficult this time around, if not impossible. But that's not necessarily bad, right?
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