17-Aug-2006
I feel like death. Probably because my first official "late 20s" birthday is fast approaching. I could use some cake right about now...
Oh, and I haven't been writing much because a.) see above and b.) work is hell trying to get everything wrapped up before I leave. If anyone knows anyone who wants to be a writer's PA, please, please, please let me know! Like, now.
I'm excited that it's almost your birthday and that you are coming home. As for being a writer's PA...what skills are involved, what degrees are involved and how much does it pay? I may be interested. Accounting is stupid.
I'll take the job.
Love,
Mom
No, no, no.... This PA will have to fetch lunches, deliver scripts, grocery shop - and be my bitch. I'm sorry, but I don't feel either of you is qualified. You're fired!
Sounds perfect!!
Love,
Mom
Uh, me?
You know, sort of like what I've been telling you since before I moved out here?
I'm returning your gift and setting it on fire.