28-Sep-2006

Honeybee:  Okay, so I'm getting an early start on my holiday shopping, and I've gotten the Hottie something, got you something, and I'm totally stressed out, because I don't know what to get for the Designated Driver.

Me:  I'm sorry?

Honeybee:  For Christmas?

Me:  You mean the holiday that's three months away?

Honeybee:  Yeah.  What should I get her?

Me:  Well, what are you getting me?

Honeybee:  Oh, I've got you all figured out.

Me:  How so?

Honeybee:  I know your hobbies.  I know what you like.

Me:  What are my hobbies?

Honeybee:  Being annoying.  So I got you a muzzle. 

Me:  I think we should add someone to our little group.

Honeybee:  Ugh... now you're just compounding my stress.  I'd have to figure out what to get them for Christmas.  Assess how they feel about taking me to the airport.  See?  Annoying.