18-Oct-2006

Me:  I'm totally stressing out.

Mom:  What else is new?

Me:  Hey!  Enough of that.

Mom:  Shouldn't you be working on your Monk spec?

Me:  Well, yes, but that would involve getting up off the couch, finding my car keys, walking downstairs, getting the disk it's on out of the car, coming back upstairs, putting the disk in my computer, then re-saving it.

Mom:  So?

Me:  The Butterfly Effect is on FX, and I can't get all that done in one commercial break!

Mom:...

Me:  The stress is killing me.  I think I need to be getting laid.

Mom:  Yes, you do.  That will help with everything.