30-Nov-2006
Venice, why do you torture me? Most of the time, when someone asks me to meet them in Venice, my answer is a decidedly flat, "No." It's not because I have anything against the ocean, or the surfer dudes, or the competitive Island's franchise. It's because every effing time I agree to a dinner date in Venice, I end up lost. Such was, once again, the case last night, when Oscar Nom suggested a Thai place there; I didn't have a better idea, and, besides, it's Oscar Nom, not a member of the "will still be friends with Melissa even if she acts like a diva" club. So I got there fifteen minutes late, flustered, but still looking nice (I haven't done laundry in a long time, and last night I ended up wearing some sort of fitted black jumper that I think I stole from my high school best friend's mom), only to find Oscar Nom waiting with some summer rolls and a bottle of champagne. I was recounting my story, apologizing, but throughout it all, I couldn't help smiling, because it's been a while since I've seen him (and what can I say, we both get a kick out of each other), and all of a sudden he just barely touched my hand with his, caught my eye, and said, "Melissa, please don't ever, ever change." Well, sentiment aside (and I will confess I was thrown off by his request), he doesn't have to worry. I've been the same person since I was about three, so my guess is I will continue to be stubborn, aloof, forgetful, paranoid, and extremely difficult to put up with. He did have some extraordinarily good news, which I can't broadcast here, but suffice it to say, I'm very happy for him.
He's still pestering me to let him read the pilot... I mean, clearly, I should just suck it up and send it to him. I like it, I'm proud of it, but if you'll recall a little bit about yesterday's entry, I don't want him recognizing himself in it. Sticky situation... sticky situation, indeed. But he continues to be a champion of my career, so I'm guessing the least I could do is flatter him a bit.
From your diatribe above, I can only assume that we are carpooling to Venice on Sunday. You DO know that's where we're having dinner, do you not? Oh, I didn't tell you that part? Man, I'm amazing at dodging the sticky questions you never think to ask. Score: Me, 2 eProps. You, comment only.
Oh, I know we're having dinner in Venice. I also know that, when I'm with you, you are the decided "left brain" part of the equation, leaving me free to ponder ponies, hopscotch, and lollipops. And, if you'll notice, the above diatribe, although it scored me no eprops from you, did score me an assumed carpool. The verdict? We are both amazing at faux manipulation.
Clearly, I will be the one driving so you both can debate this further...