8-Nov-2006

As many of you know, the rents will be stopping by the City of Angels for Thanksgiving this year.  This is the first in a long line of new traditions which I hope to establish, mainly to stay away from Cousin Brian's godawful broccoli casserole, which, as I discussed last year, everyone tells him is wonderful, because he's a man, and isn't it so cute that a man would try to cook?  You know who better learn how to cook?  My future house husband.  And he's not getting any mad props for it either, cause he'll be living off my wealth, scoring fake prescriptions off my therapist, and having an affair with the nanny I pay. 

Now that that's established... I'm looking for suggestions about what to do with said rents for a week.  And Mom, don't give me that crap about how you just want to spend time with me.  NO ONE just wants to spend time with me.  If they do, I know it's just because they want to score some blog shout-outs, and you're not above that level of scheming, even if you are my mother.  Everyone likes to be talked about in a public forum.  Right?

Next order of business... guest blogging.  Here's how I think it's going to work.  I'm starting with a couple of Kentucky people (not that they know it yet), then moving on to Vandy, then out here, so the guest postings will be chronological.  I mean, a lot of you know me now, but you don't know what I was like when I was, say, 14.  And wouldn't you like to?  Perhaps our first guest poster will be able to shed some light on the subject... Look for it this weekend!