7-Nov-2006
Last night, after staying "late," aka 6:30, I booked it over to Geisha House for my friend's book release party. POP! is a novel about losing your virginity (well, not yours, personally, I suppose, but who am I to judge? I don't know how you lost it... scratch that - if you read my blog, I most likely do know, because you're my friend, and, well, that's what friends talk about, right?) in the hopes that it will make all your relationships afterward much less awkward in the physical department (and again, I don't mean you. Clearly, there is no hope for your physical relationships being any less awkward than they already are.). It's young adult fiction, and I'm really getting a kick out of it so far... ah, the memories... the bra-fumbling, the premature ejaculations, the back seat of a Ford Aerostar. Yes, yes, I kid, I kid. But seriously, if you get a free moment, check it out on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Pop-Aury-Wallington/dp/1595140921/sr=8-1/qid=1162926777/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-7842317-6255924?ie=UTF8&s=books
Now I'm off to get more coffee, except the guy in the next cubicle has constructed a fort at the entrance to mine (you know, a chair, a white board, a box of paper), so I can't get out. Clearly, he is flirting with me. Or trying to get me killed if by chance there is a fire.
http://www.amazon.com/Pop-Aury-Wallington/dp/1595140921/sr=8-1/qid=1162926777/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-7842317-6255924?ie=UTF8&s=books
Now I'm off to get more coffee, except the guy in the next cubicle has constructed a fort at the entrance to mine (you know, a chair, a white board, a box of paper), so I can't get out. Clearly, he is flirting with me. Or trying to get me killed if by chance there is a fire.
Clearly, you need to expand your vocabulary.
Cubeneighbor is not trying to kill you or flirt with you. He's nesting. Settling in. Putting down roots. You should try it sometime, instead of mail posting your responsibilities in padded envelopes to me in Beverly Hills. SO mature.
Winston is your responsibility too, thank you very much. And he worked very hard to look nice for you, so don't be a deadbeat Demon.
I'd just like to say that Winston definitely is a hit with the women of the office. The men don't quite know what to think, or pretend he doesn't exist. Sometimes I wish I could, too.
You do not, drama queen! You HEART Winston. I think you're just learning a little lesson about unconditional love. And effeminate ponies.