12-Feb-2007

TNuts had her baby!!!  Chlydia wrote a lovely recount of the weekend's events - check it out at kylydia.wordpress.com.  Now, I'm not much for babies.  In fact, they frighten me, what with their tiny fingers and toes and their alleged "soft spots," which I'm always afraid I'm going to mistake for a Staples Easy Button.  Every Christmas, as my cousins consistently forget to use condoms, babies are added to our family, and everyone likes to hand said babies off to me, then point and laugh at my look of both terror and confusion.  What if I drop it?  What if it cries, and then everyone will know babies don't like me?  What if I forget I'm holding a baby and fall asleep, then drop it?  Oh, wait.  This isn't about me.  This is about TNuts, and how awesome she is, and how lucky her son is to have her as a mom.  He's such a cute baby, I don't know if I'd be able to resist picking him up, were I less than two thousand miles away.  But as is, I'll have to wait for Derby.  Guess this means I'll have to stay sober for a couple of hours - I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it'll be worth it.