15-Mar-2007

I have passed on your thoughtful and intuitive comment re:  our impending marriage to Cube Boy, Chlydia, and he responded, "I would marry you, Melissa, if you weren't so morbidly obese."  Also, Cliffhanger, in response to your comment re:  my huffiness, he responded, "You need to spend less time worrying about your huffiness and more time worrying about your blood sugar and dangerously high cholesterol levels."  In response, I crammed more White Cheddar Cheezits and pancakes in my mouth.    

Then, later, as we discussed potential honeymoon destinations:

Me:  Booze cruise!

Cube Boy:  That sounds great, but, you know, you should really consider losing some of that "holiday weight" before the cruise.  It is bikini season, after all.

Me:  "Bikini season" is not a phrase.

Cube Boy:  Sure it is.  Like "gonorrhea season" or "chlamydia season."