Wickedly Awesome

I did not picket today because I have to psyche myself up and/or out in order to see WICKED tonight!  That's right.  Cliffhanger and I will be enjoying the hit musical on the house, courtesy of her exorbitant holiday spending at the Grove's Coach store. 

Don't worry, though.  I have spent my day productively - applying to tutoring jobs, food shopping (did you know Coffeemate makes a Blueberry Cobbler flavor?  That alone made my day), and that favorite pastime of the unemployed, emailing ex-boyfriends about my current fascination with "The Real Housewives of Orange County."  Seriously, boredom works wonders at melting past tensions.

I was GOING to post a photo montage of my adventures in Japan.  Alas, the Honeybee has failed to email me said photos, and I wouldn't be caught dead uploading my own pictures.  What, did you think I actually had any marketable skills?  So when that idea fell through, I was GOING to post a photo montage of my adventures with Guitar Hero.  Alas, my Crazy Cousin, aka the 40 year old version of me, has failed to email me said photos, probably because she's off promoting economic development in my home state with a trip to Detroit.  Or something.  Yeah, I don't know what she does.  Except that she's every bit as cool and manipulative and cooly manipulative as I am. 

So I 'spose the photo posts will have to wait.  And weren't you just holding your breath to see me with the two pound holiday weight surplus?  Tomorrow, my dears.  Tomorrow.  Or the next day, if my friends and family revel in procrastination as much as I do.